SEC FANS YOUR BOY IS BACK

I’M NOT A HOMER BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO SHOVE MY BATTLESHIP DOWN THIS GUYS THROAT.

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JAIME PRESSLY AND HER PLAX RACK

HydeD-Did you see these pictures of Jaime Pressly and her plax rack?  I think they look pretty good from the side but then again I’m a huge fan of side boob.

I WOULD COAT THAT PLAX RACK WITH WARM HELPING OF MY OWN SALAD DRESSING.  I’D BE THE MARSHMELLOW TOP TO HER HOT CHOCOLATE THEN I’D PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE FOR BANGING A CHICK MY MOM’S AGE.  THERE’S SOMETHING SEXY ABOUT THAT WHITE TRASH SOUTHERN TWANG, ISN’T THERE?

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CRAB HAND CREW TO THE FULLEST

HydeD-This guy really wants to be a member of the Crab Hand Crew. Crab Hand for Life!!!

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE GUY DRINKING A DIET COKE THAT HE’S HOMER (AKA HOMO).  IT’S ALL ABOUT THE WILD CHERRY PEPESI, DIET IS FOR CHICKS AND HOMERS.

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RYAN SHECKLERS DAD IS A RETARD UNICORN

IT’S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE PARENTS MILKING THEIR KIDS FAME FOR EVERTHING IT’S WORTH.  UNICORN (MALE COUGAR) RANDY SHECKLER IS TRYING TO GET ALL THE 26 YEAR OLD BEAT UP PROMO GIRL P*SSY HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON.  NICE ARM TAT’S RANDY, NOTHING SAYS GEAR HEAD LIKE STRENGHT AND HONOR ACROSS YOUR FOREARMS.  HOW ABOUT NEXT GO AROUND AND THE INK HOUSE YOU HIT UP “NOT SMART” ACROSS THE OLE NOGGIN.

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PEE FACE

WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE SHOES AND WHERE IS YOUR BATTLESHIP???  I WOULD HAVE JUST PEE’D ON HIS FACE, YOU CAN’T LET A HEAD ON TOILET PASSOUT GO UNPUNIHSED.

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SAN DIEGO BEWARE CLUB RUBBER IS GOING TO METH UP YOUR TOWN THIS HALLOWEEN

Start Time:	Saturday, October 31, 2009 at 8:00pm
End Time:	Sunday, November 1, 2009 at 2:00am
Location:	Hard Rock Hotel
Street:	207 5th AVE
City/Town:	San Diego, CA
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YELLOW FEVER HITS THE CAR WASH

HydeD-you missed out on the Asian car wash this weekend in Fullerton.  I washed my car and two of my friends, it was like a stip club out there baby.  Everything was free too, look at this girl cleaning off my benz.

OMG WHERE DO I START WITH YOU……………LET’S SEE YOUR BENZ IS A C CLASS AKA A HONDA, THE GIRL CLEANING YOUR CAR LOOK LIKE AN URBAN OUTFITTERS VEGAN THAT WEARS SUNGLASS THE SIZE OF HER HEAD TO COVER UP HER BEAT FACE AND THE LACK OF WATER PRESSURE PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP MY BONER STRENGHT WHEN I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

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LSU MAY HAVE LOST THE GAME BUT I THINK THEY WON THE WAR

HydeD-I went to the LSU vs. Florida game had a blast and managed to get this picture taken from the tailgate. 

HAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT, I REALLY WANTED COLORADO TO BEAT TEXAS SO THAT USC COULD PLAY THE SEC CHAMPION (ALABAMA COUGH COUGH) IN THE TITLE GAME.

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BOSTON FAN GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE THEN KICKED OUT OF ANGELS STADIUM

NO LOVE FOR THE BO-SOX AT ANGELS STADIUM BABY!!!! 

FREEWAY SERIES!!!!!!!!!

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THIS VIDEO PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP THE SEC

GO PAC-10 AND BIG 12, USC AND TEXAS COULD BOTH PUT A BEAT DOWN ON FLORIDA AND ‘BAMA!!

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