HydeD-This is Sara Tague-Ortiz and her boyfriend Damen Modiano. The seem happy right?
but here’s Sara with Seah Ryan (who you’ve put On Blast before) getting kind of cozy………..
and here they are just moments before they hooked up last week, not to mention Sara goes for the classy panty shot lotion back rub. I wonder if little Damen knows what a whore is piece of sh*t girlfriend is!!!
Let’s all let all let him know, here’s Damen’s facebook address:
FINALLY I’VE FOUND WHAT MIGHT BE THE PERFECT PLAX RACK!! THE SANDBOX LAST THURSDAY NIGHT WAS HOME TO THESE TWO EYE AND CROTCH POPPING SET OF DOUBLE D’S AND EVEN I COULD OVER LOOK THE POOR MAN’S MARIAH CAREY FACE TO THROW YOGURT ALL OVER THAT FOREVER 21 DRESS. HUNTINGTON BEACH YOU ARE THE GHETTO BY THE SEA BUT I LOVE HOW UNCLASSY YOU KEEP YOUR RESIDENCE.
HydeD-How long has it been since you’ve seen the Dolphin? She got a breast reduction, not her brightest move. I still think her face looks pretty good for a bag of makeup covered in sh*t.
HydeD-Check out Tiffany Jules (in the red boob out number) getting her inner most slut on at the Playboy Mansion. I thought these parties were dead?@??@?@?@? I guess normally a boob half hanging out would give my “battleship” a jolt to the surface but for some reason I think punching Tiffany in the face would be more fulfilling.
I’M NOT REALLY INTO DARK SKINNED GIRLS, I THINK THEIR VAGINA’S TASTE LIKE SAND.
HydeD-This is Kellie Cooper’s new back tattoo, you have to look through the back-ne to see the terribly done script and I’ll be totally honest I don’t even know what the heck this says.
I THINK IT SAYS “LOVE YOUR AIDS”, WHICH MAKES SENSE.
HydeD-No joke this is a costume that you could buy on Amazon.com. How in the f*ck could they let something this awful fly on site that big. I hope to hell that someone over at Amazon get’s their head out of their a*s and pulls this off the web.
I CHECKED IT OUT, IT WAS CALLED THE PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER COSTUME AND AMAZON DID END UP PULLING IT. THERE’S NO CREATIVITY IN RACISIM, IT’S ALL SUCH LOW BROW HUMOR I DON’T GET IT.
HydeD-Halloween is approaching and it’s time that girls got all the orange fake tanner paint ready and sparkle jewelry out of the costume box. I’ve been reading your blog for over a year now and I felt that this might be your perfect girl.
YOU NEED TO KEEP READING, I DON’T HOOK UP WITH GIRLS THAT HAVE CROWS FEET OR TILE IMPRINTS ON THEIR BELLY’S. BTW, ABS ARE FUDGIN GROSS ON GIRLS.
I STILL GETTING COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS GUY JEFF (FAR LEFT) AND HIS PIECE OF SH*T COMPANY “UNLOCAL”. THEY TAKE MONEY FOR MERCH HE HASN’T PRODUCED YET AND YOU’RE LUCKY TO RECEIVE ANYTHING LET ALONE WHAT YOU’VE ORDERED!
HydeD-What do you think of Jeff Stumps new pink bike? Would the all knowing Hyde D Montage rock a bike like this? Or do you not have the balls to pull off pink?
FIRST OFF I HAVE A REALLY SMALL PENIS WHICH MAKES MY BALLS LOOK BIG AND SECOND I WOULD ROCK ANY COLOR BIKE AS LONG AS IT BROUGHT ME TO BEER AND SUNSHINE.
