FINALLY I’VE FOUND WHAT MIGHT BE THE PERFECT PLAX RACK!! THE SANDBOX LAST THURSDAY NIGHT WAS HOME TO THESE TWO EYE AND CROTCH POPPING SET OF DOUBLE D’S AND EVEN I COULD OVER LOOK THE POOR MAN’S MARIAH CAREY FACE TO THROW YOGURT ALL OVER THAT FOREVER 21 DRESS. HUNTINGTON BEACH YOU ARE THE GHETTO BY THE SEA BUT I LOVE HOW UNCLASSY YOU KEEP YOUR RESIDENCE.
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HydeD-The girl on the far right in the black suit has to have the worst face to body ratio in the history of ugly faced girls with awesome bodies. I didn’t even bother asking her name I just had to take a picture and send it to you. I guess she’s making the best of bad situation but man her grill is biiizzzzeeeaatt!
UM SHE HAS MR. BURNS ARMS, YUCK!
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HydeD-Chelsea Charms (153XXX) - It’s ironic that a woman with a 153XXX bust decided to work in the XXX movie industry. I think they call that boob karma or something?
OMG THAT IS JUST RETARDED, I LOVE HOW CHICKS WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION.
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SO YOU SEE THIS GIRL AT THE BAR AND SHE’S THROWING BACK SHOTS, BEING SUPER FLIRTY WITH YOU AND YOU’RE THINKING SWEET I’M GOING TO PUNCH SOME FLAPS TONIGHT. WELL MY FRIENDS YOU NEED TO BE VERY CAREFUL, BECAUSE UNDER THAT BLACK HAIR (SHE SHOULD TOTALLY BLEACH IT) LIES AN (FLOPPY SQUISHY) AWFUL TRUTH………………….SHE HAS REAL BOOBS 
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AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO PUKE. EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW THEY’RE ALL HANGY WEIRD.
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LOOK CLOSELY IN THE BOTTOM PICTURE, THERE IS TOTALLY A RIPPLE ON SIMPSON’S LEFT BOOB. LOOK ON THE SIDE SHE HAS THE PLAX RACK RIPPLE…..TISK TISK JS YOUR CLAIMS OF BEING ALL NATURAL SEEM TO BE AS FAKE AS YOUR TITS.
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FORBBIDEN HAS UPLOADED A NICE LITTLE PICTURE TO TWITTER OF HER AND THE 6 INCH PEPPERONI PLAX RACK BUCKLING UP FOR SAFTEY. IF I WERE A NORMAL GUY I’D BE FIXATED ON HER DECENTLY DONE DD PLAXY RACKY BUT MY EYE’S ARE PULLED AWAY BY HER ARM PIT FAT……………………….YUCK YUCKY YUCK OH MY GOD YUCKY YUCK…YUCK YUCK…..GROSS YUCK. THEY LOOK LIKE ARM PUSSIES AND I JUST DON’T THINK I COULD BE INTIMATE WITH HER ANYMORE.
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NOTICE THESE REALLY NICE GIRLS HANGING OUT AT THE POOL, ENJOYING A COUPLE COLD BEERS CAN YOU FIND WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
THERE ARE FOUR THINGS THAT NEED TO BE CHANGED TO MAKE THIS PHOTO ON BLAST PROOF CAN YOU FIND ALL FOUR??????????
1.SKULL BIKINI GIRL HAS TWO DIFFERNT BOOBS…….OH YUCKY!!!!!!
2.SKULL BIKINI AND HEATH LEDGER IN THE CENTER NEED TO COVER UP THEIR LUMP GUTS………YUCKY CITY!!
3.HEATH LEDGER SHOULD HAVE C*M ALL OVER HER CHEST AND FACE BECAUSE SHE DOES HAVE A DECENT PLAX RACK………….YAY PROTEIN PARTY!!!
4.FLAT CHESTED DUMB HAT GIRL SHOULD JUST BE SHOT IN THE HEAD…………SHE’S POINTLESS.
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BEFORE THESE A*SHOLES GO NUTS ON ME I’D LIKE TO THANK BC FOR POSTING THIS STORY TODAY AND I HAD TO SHARE IT WITH MY READERS:
RICK’S CABARET IN NEW YORK CITY HAS PUT TOGETHER A STRIPPER SOFTBALL TEAM THAT GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH THE MEN AND WOMENS TEAMS. THESE GIRLS ACTUALLY TOOK ON FOX NEWS TEAM IN CENTRAL PARK LAST WEEK, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. FOX NEWS ACTS LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY’VE EVER SEEN GIRLS, TOTAL DONKEY DOUCHE BAGS.
http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/m/25278541/america-s-favorite-pastimes.htm
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HydeD-I feel like I got ripped off this weekend!!!! I live in Missouri, I was out for a drive on Sunday and to my delight saw some girls with signs saying Hooters Girl Car Wash. I crossed over three lanes of traffic and pulled my truck in and this what I saw………………….. Is it just me or are they missing the key ingredient…………HOOTERS!!!!
WHY ARE THESE DUDES WASHING CARS???????????????????
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HydeD-Melanie aka Smell-anie has the best plax rack I’ve ever seen but I’ve heard from a few guys around Dallas that her basement has a foul odor if you catch my drift. Thankfully this photo isn’t scratch and sniff and omitting what I’ve just told you would you hit it or quit it?
I’M GOING TO GIVE HER A THUMBS UP ON THE PLAX RACK, FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT RIGHT BUT I’D STILL QUIT IT. LOOK UNDER HER EYES, SHE’S PROBABLY 28 OR SO AKA WAY TOO OLD AND SHE HAS THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ HAIR THING GOING ON, WHICH I FIND REPLUSIVE.
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