HydeD-How long has it been since you’ve seen the Dolphin? She got a breast reduction, not her brightest move. I still think her face looks pretty good for a bag of makeup covered in sh*t.
I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE C*M RAG MATERIAL.
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HydeD-The girl in Black is Shannon, OC coke dealer and I’m putting her on blast for dealing cut up coke. I know this makes me sounds like a loser but I’ve been buying from her for years, ever since she lived in Newport (she’s now in HB) and I saw her out at Confessions Pool Party bought a gram off her and it was like half cut with something that made me go poo right away! We live an hour from the boarder people, we should be getting primo sh*t, STOP CUTTING IT SHANNON!!!!!!!!
SILLY RABBIT COKE IS FOR CHICKS, MAYBE A: YOU SHOULD STOP BUYING COKE FROM HER IF IT’S SO SH*TTY OR B: YOU STOP DOING COKE PERIOD (GIRLS ONLY LIKE GUYS WITH COKE NOT GUYS ON COKE). BTW DRUGS ARE OUT, BOOKS ARE IN.
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HydeD-wanna see a real 30K millionaire, I give you Shea Ryan and his $1900 dollars!!!!! Shea actually posted this on facebook under the tag SSSSHHHHHH. Why are we sssssshhhh’ing your rent money Shea???? This guy is a total dbag runs around like he’s rich as f*ck but he can’t even cover the tab for a round of Jager Bombs. This Dbag needs to be put On Blast, god knows we have enough of these around Orange County.
SHEA PAYS HIS RENT IN CASH BECAUSE IT’S LATE, NO PERSONAL CHECKS AFTER THE 5TH BALLER!
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HydeD-Gracelisa is back at it, this time she’s partying with the big boys Venom Energy!!!!!!! (who?) Yeah that’s what I said as well, anyway my favorite Michigan to Hollywood transplant seems to be living it up back in Chicago I just wonder what her friends think of the new Cali Plax Rack?!?!?!?!?!?
Those cups look a little soft back in the day, I think she made a wise decision.
CAN WE OFFICIALLY PUT AN END TO THE KISS LIPS POSE, I KNOW I KNOW I USE TO DO IT ALL THE TIME TOO BUT WE ALSO USE TO PEG OUR JEANS. I REFUSE TO SPIDERMAN (THROW C*M AT) ANY GIRL THAT MAKES THIS FACE FROM THIS DAY ON!
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HydeD-I’d like you to meet Mollie Charvat I met this little biatch on match.com and she totally sucks! She’s from the 909 aka 951 and would love more than anything to be an Orange County princess but facts are facts and she lives across the border in Riverside. Mollie and I hungout a few times had fun, hooked up but she started with the text you every five minutes crap and I had to cut her loose. She gives a pretty decent c*ck messages but has a little bit of a bad breath problem :(. Online daters beware this one has some real problems but if you want an easy chick call her up 1-951-201-1246.
WOW I LOVE THE ONBLAST-GANG JUST DROPPING PHONE NUMBERS ONLINE, BRUTAL!!! IF YOU DO CALL HER LET HER KNOW WE’VE CHANGED HER NAME TO EYE BRO’S VAN-MAN-FACE (eye bros von mon face). I’M SURE WE’LL HAVE MORE ON HER SOON.
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HydeD- this is Jeremy Waldum from Long Beach, he’s a OC club rat and is actually bragging about this picture from Vegas last night. The chick is totally passed out, it’s 7 am and there’s still lines of coke on the picture frame, what a f*cking loser!
AND HE HAS SH*TTY COKE………BTW BLOWING LINES AT 7 AM IN VEGAS WITH A DEAD HOOKER NEXT TO YOU ISN’T VERY ORIGINAL, I PREFER TRYING TO CRUSH UP BIRTH CONTROL AND PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES OF NAKEDNESS ON THE CASINO FLOOR BUT THAT’S JUST ME AND I’M PRETTY F*CKING WEIRD (IN AN AWESOME WAY).
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HydeD-This is Michelle Harvey a almost 40 year old living the Hollywood dream kind of………I think she’d be a great addition to the ONblast-famous family. She’s always out trying to take down dudes for blow and loves to snack on upper 20 year old’s with a little swagger or change in their purse. I’d give the chances of Aids or Hep C with this girl about 2 to 1 and ask any of you that might think about getting down with Michelle to please wrap it up, I know for a fact that she’s been with a couple dudes that use needles (and I’m not talking about that place on the way to Vegas).
SHE’S THE G*DDAMNN PREYING MANTIS AND MY FRIEND IS GIVING ME A 99% THAT HE’S SEEN HER WORKING FOR AN L.A. ESCORT SERVICE UNDER THE NAME NIKKI.
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FORBBIDEN HAS UPLOADED A NICE LITTLE PICTURE TO TWITTER OF HER AND THE 6 INCH PEPPERONI PLAX RACK BUCKLING UP FOR SAFTEY. IF I WERE A NORMAL GUY I’D BE FIXATED ON HER DECENTLY DONE DD PLAXY RACKY BUT MY EYE’S ARE PULLED AWAY BY HER ARM PIT FAT……………………….YUCK YUCKY YUCK OH MY GOD YUCKY YUCK…YUCK YUCK…..GROSS YUCK. THEY LOOK LIKE ARM PUSSIES AND I JUST DON’T THINK I COULD BE INTIMATE WITH HER ANYMORE.
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HydeD-My friend Ryan thinks it’s okay for a guy to get his finger nails and toe nails done? I think it’s right up there with sitting down to go pee. Because he now has posted pictures of himself on Facebook in the act I must put him ON BLAST! Sorry Ryan but this way too b*tch-ass for me bro.
IT IS ALSO NOT OKAY FOR DUDES TO GET THERE BUTTHOLES BLEACHED, RYAN IS A LITTLE TOO BRUNO FOR ME.
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HydeD-Hola my blogging buddy, I have some news on Orange Nation one of our beloved OnBlast-famous girls. She has in fact found a guy that can keep an erection while having sex with her and is moving to Vegas according to her status update. Her huge bombs will be missed but I can’t say as much for her ape like face.
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ”IN A RELATION” BATTLESHIPS, THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY OPTIONS AROUND HERE MOST OF WHICH ARE YOUNGER AND HOTTER THAN YOUR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND. MY EX MADE ME MOVE TO DENVER IN HOPES OF KEEPING THE U.S.S. HYDE-D UNDER SURVALINCE, THANK GOD FOR GIRLS LIKE: KOURTNEY, BLAIR, JILL-ANN, THE CREEPY REALTOR AND THE CHICK FROM OKLAMHOMA. YOU GUYS KEPT ME SANE.
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