CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CUT THE EYES OUT OF MY HEAD….THANK YOU!

HydeD-This is New York DJ The (wait I’m sorry) Da Baddest B*tch (in pink) and her friend  No Chin.  Why they let me take these pictures I’ll never know but they found it to be pretty amusing and I had my fingers crossed when asked if I deleted them.  Do what you want with them but I’m sure you’ll find them as repulsive as I did.

Yuck

YUCK-I’M KIND OF A GERM-A-PHOBE AND I REALLY DON’T SEE ANY REASON FOR HER PANTIES TO BE ON THE GROUND, I MEAN THE GOSH DARN VAGINA PART IS TOUCHING THE TOILET.

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MARK SANCHEZ AND HIS NEW FLAVOR OF THE WEEK

hydeD-Mark Sanchez is banging USC runner Jennifer Mueller who also happens to be one of the largest jersey chasers the world has ever seen.  She was dating Joba Chamberlain for awhile but switched it up after hearing that Sanchez would be taken in the top 10 in the NFL draft.  Poor Joba, I hope you realize it’s not you it’s the millions :(.

JENNIFER WILL SOON BE A NOTCH ON THE WALL AS SANCHEZ PREPARES TO BECOME THE KING OF NEW YORK, JETER’S OUT, ELI’S A P*SSY, PLAX AND THE BOYS CAN’T KEEP THEIR GUNS IN THE CAR AND EVERYONE HATES THE NICKS.  LET THE STD’S BEGIN AND MARK THE ONBLAST-GANG WILL FIND PICTURES OF YOU.

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