NEVADA
Aug
18th
HydeD-Rhesa Schwimmer and Shawna Rust gettin’ ready to put it down in Vegas at The Palm’s MidSummers Night’s Dream party. I went, it was pretty much off the chains all the hottest chicks in Vegas were there and I still went home alone (got a little too f*cked up). How good does Rhesa’s plax rack look in that top?
THOSE THIGHS ARE FRESH OFF THE NFL COMBINE, THE PLAX RACK IS TOTALLY RUINED I CAN’T KEEP MY EYES OFF THOSE QUADS AND SUDDENLY MY CHICKEN LEGS FEEL INADEQUATE.
HYDE-D
Aug
6th
HydeD-This is Asian Barbie in the blue retarded swimsuit and her dumb sh*t friends. I love how some chicks think that just because you have a plax rack you can pour your fat body into a bikini, the girl in the orange is so f’ing gross her fat is rolling while she’s standing up. I’m not saying I have the perfect body but I know when to cover up. Anyway Asian Barbie’s suit I thought was Blast worthy with the cowboy hat I can hear echo’s of “please take photo”.
THAT’S F*CKED UP THE GIRL IN ORANGE HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN UP FOR A FEW DAYS COKED OUT OF HER SKULL AND HAS A RATHER LARGE POOP BABY GROWING INSIDE OF HER. I’M SURE WHEN COHERENT AND OFF THE BLIZZOW SHE’S JUST KIND OF BIG BONED. AS FAR AS ASIAN BARBIE GOES I’M NOT TOUCHING THAT SH*T, BLOND ASIAN GIRLS HAVE MAGIC VOODOO POWERS. THEY’RE LIKE UNICORNS, SHE CAN WEAR WHATEVER SHE WANTS I DON’T WANT MY HEAD SHRUNK.
HYDE-D
Aug
2nd
HydeD- this is Jeremy Waldum from Long Beach, he’s a OC club rat and is actually bragging about this picture from Vegas last night. The chick is totally passed out, it’s 7 am and there’s still lines of coke on the picture frame, what a f*cking loser!
AND HE HAS SH*TTY COKE………BTW BLOWING LINES AT 7 AM IN VEGAS WITH A DEAD HOOKER NEXT TO YOU ISN’T VERY ORIGINAL, I PREFER TRYING TO CRUSH UP BIRTH CONTROL AND PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES OF NAKEDNESS ON THE CASINO FLOOR BUT THAT’S JUST ME AND I’M PRETTY F*CKING WEIRD (IN AN AWESOME WAY).
HYDE-D
Jul
15th
HydeD-Stay away from these dudes if you see them at Tao Beach, they are rich and 100% Bruno!!! It was all fun and games until they started sunscreening each other up and trying to get other guys to rub their backs, what the h*ll is going on in Vegas?
I THINK THE LUKE WALTON SWIM SHORTS ALONE SCREAM I WANT TO PUT BATTLESHIPS IN MY MOUTH, THE BRUNO RUB DOWNS SEEM PRETTY MUCH PAR FOR THE COURSE.
HYDE-D
Jul
14th
HydeD-I went to the Hitman Fight Gear pool party this weekend in Vegas and I pretty much had a boner the whole time. How in the heck do you get girls like this to pay attention to regular guys like me?
THIS EVENT WAS ALSO SPONSORED IN PART BY PAC MAN GAP PLASTIC SURGEON AND FAT THIGHS INC. I DO LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LIKE LOVE LOVE LIKE IT WHEN GIRLS SLUTS WEAR HIGH HEELS TO THE POOL, IT’S ONE OF MY FEW WEAKNESSES. YELLOW BIKINI ALMOST HAD ME UNTIL I NOTICED HER KNEE FAT……….YUCK!! TO GET GIRLS LIKE THIS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY A REPLICA ROLEX, TATTOO YOUR NECK AND ENJOY A COCAINE BREAKFAST.
HYDE-D
Jul
12th
HydeD-I was in Vegas for UFC 100, so much fun so much booze! I ran into a couple of the most notorious hot blond plax racked stars; Holly Madison and Jenna Jameson!! Jenna Jameson did have a Michael Jackson too much plastic surgery thing going on but I thought Holly looked pretty good. I did how ever watch a pre-fight special where they interviewed Holly about being a “special guest” ring girl and she actually said it was a life long dream of hers!!! If you could only have one of them who would you go with?
THIS IS KIND OF A DIFFICULT DECISION FOR ME, ON ONE HAD I’VE OWNED AND USED THE BEST OF JENNA JAMESON DVD FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS NOW BUT SHE HAS FUDGE’D HER FACE UP PRETTY BADLY. ON THE OTHER HAND HOLLY IS PRETTY DAMN HOT BUT SHE DATES CHRIS GAY-NGEL WHICH MAKES ME THINK SHE PROBABLY CAN’T READ……………………I’M GOING WITH HOLLY MADISON I FORGOT HOW MUCH I HATE TITO ORTIZ.
HYDE-D
Jun
18th
HydeD-Las Vegas has been much more mellow in 09 and I know it has a lot to do with the economy. I was talking to a few girls at the pools and saw a few guys still spending bread like it was going out of style, in my conversations I found that people still need meth, yep meth. The drug dealers are still printing money and going to Vegas to blow it all.
Carlos
CARLOS-APPARENTLY DRUG DEALERS LOVE REALLY UGLY CHICKS, SO MAYBE DRUG DEALING AND BEING AN UGLY WHORE ARE BOTH SORT OF RECESSION PROOF.
HYDE-D
Jun
14th
WHO IN THE HELL STARTED THIS TREND OF DIAMOND WATCHES AND NECKLACES?!?!?!?!!? THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS DOUCHE BAG (HE GRABBED HER FOR THE PICTURE) NOT THAT I’D TALK TO HER ANYWAY, I CAN’T STAND MAPQUEST LEGS (VAINS LOOK LIKE DOWNTOWN LA HIGHWAYS). LEAVE THE ICE TO KANYE AND LIL WAYNE, WE DON’T NEED JEWISH KIDS FROM JERSEY SPENDING THEIR ENTIRE PAY CHECKS ON DEPRECIATING ASSETS.
HYDE-D
Jun
14th
I’VE BEEN SITTING BY THE POOL THIS WEEKEND IN VEGAS AND I’VE SEEN A LOT HALF NAKED FULLY WASTED PLAX RACKED WHORES BUT THIS GIRL ACTUALLY CAUGHT MY EYE. I LOVE HER SWIM SUIT AND WAS TOTALLY FEELIN’ IT WHILE SHE WAS STANDING UP BUT THEN SHE HAD TO LAY DOWN IN THE CABANA AND I SAW HER FAT ROLLS :(. SHOUT OUT FOR THE FASHION SENSE VANESSA BUT THUMBS DOWN FOR EATING CARBS, NOW GO STARVE YOURSELF SO WE CAN HANGOUT.
HYDE-D
May
30th
HydeD-I saw your posting this week of some douche in a speedo at Tao Beach and guess who popped up on my camera when I got home this week……… Apparently this guy can’t get enough nut huggin’ tight little bathing suits, I have to go puke now.
Bev
BEV-THIS IS PROOF THAT ROIDS SHRINK YOUR BOYS………
HYDE-D
