HydeD-This is Sara Tague-Ortiz and her boyfriend Damen Modiano. The seem happy right?
but here’s Sara with Seah Ryan (who you’ve put On Blast before) getting kind of cozy………..
and here they are just moments before they hooked up last week, not to mention Sara goes for the classy panty shot lotion back rub. I wonder if little Damen knows what a whore is piece of sh*t girlfriend is!!!
Let’s all let all let him know, here’s Damen’s facebook address:
HydeD-Is it okay to break-up with my girlfriend of 8 months because her boobs creep me out? We both moved to Southern California about 2 months ago and the girls back home don’t look like they do out here. Now my girl is trying to wear dresses that are popular here but her breast go in two different directions. I think her face is beautiful, the body is just not working for me anymore. I don’t want to look like an a-hole ya know but it’s embarrassing when we go out.
SHE’S FAT AND HER BOOBS MAKE A PEACE SIGN, SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE HAD YOU THIS LONG.
HAS THE THOUGHT EVER CROSSED YOUR MIND “COULD I ACTUALLY DATE THE GIRL I JUST WATCHED GET 10 POUNDS OF MAN YOGURT SPLASHED ON HER FACE”, MOST LIKELY NOT BUT IF SO I CAME ACROSS THIS ARTICLE ON COED.COM ON HOW TO DATE A PORNSTAR. LANA COX SHOWS YOU THAT SHE TOO IS A PERSON AND WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE.
Dating is hard. Just when you think you have women figured out they throw you a curve ball, even adult film stars. Sure everyone thinks porn stars are easy, what with all the money shots. The truth is, they have standards. To learn these standards we talked to the star of COED favorite, “Strap a D**k to Me” and proprietor of Leggylana.com, Lana Cox for advice on how to woo the women of our late night fantasies.
COED: First and foremost is how do I approach you?
Lana Cox: A good smile and Good Sense of Humor always goes down well!
Can anyone approach you? Or are there some people you’ll dismiss immediately? What kind of guys immediately pique your interest?
I like guys who look after themselves and take care of their appearance,so dirty shoes and bitten dirty fingernails are a no go.
What’s a good conversation starter for you? What do you like talking about?
Well anything really as long as it’s a balanced conversation and the guy just not talking about himself all night,trying to impress and never asks me questions trying to get to know me.
If I get your number, what’s a good time to call you? If I leave a message and you don’t get it when’s a good time to call again? How long should I wait for a response?
I never give my number out but will take yours and if I am still interested the morning after, I will call you. If I don’t respond to the message it means that it was alcohol talking the night before…
Where should I take you on our first date?
A nice romantic meal would be good.
Where should I never take you?
A football game or anything like that.
Is there anything you don’t like to talk about on a date?
How much money you make,problems and illnesses. Anything depressing,really. Dates are about getting to know each other and fun.
What is a good date for you?
A great conversation and, of course, a spark.
What is a bad date for you?
Long silences and complete personality clash, ouch!
Do you see yourself as fancy or laid back?
Can be both, really. I’m very laid back normally,but at times I really enjoy fancy restaurants as it gives me a chance to dress up and I am a girly girl!
MY QUESTION WOULD BE: LANA STINKY SANCHEZ OR A DONKEY PUNCH, WHICH MAKES YOU FEEL MORE LOVED?
HydeD-I’m not sure if you ever watch VH1’s new reality show Daisy of Love or not but I’m friends with one of the guys on it. He goes by Sinister but his real name is Derrick, we’re all from Grand Rapids MI and I honestly love him, he’s so sweet and can play music pretty well but……and this is a big but……….he’s gay. Not that there’s a problem with it but why go on a show trying to get a girl when you’re gay? I thought he was trying to promote his band but he’s really just digging a whole for himself, metal and gay don’t really mesh well. He’s been acting a little too good since being on the show and I’m left thinking why you’d be proud of pretending to be something you’re not.
Hailey
HAILEY-UHHH….HE’S NOT FOOLING ANYONE. I PICTURE THIS GUY THROWING BEATS TO THE D*CK TUCK PART OF SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT’S SKIN).
HydeD-Summer and Carrie here enjoy the finer things in life, crappy bathing suits, tacos and man faces. I can’t tell you what a bust Re-Hab was this Memorial Day weekend, I wish doctors weren’t allowed to give fat girls boob jobs.
Ty
TY-I KNOW YOU HOOKED UP WITH MYAGI DOJO ON THE LEFT, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HER, DON’T HATE IF YOU HIT IT BUDDY.
Please remove the slanderous information that you erroneously chose to report on the site onblastatlast.com regarding Boston Celtics dancer Ashley. The information is unfounded and incorrect and is creating defamation of character which will negatively affect her employment. I will take legal action immediately if you chose not to completely delete the information posted about her. Please have the information deleted from your site within 4 hours to avoid legal action.
Best regards,
Tina Lawrence
HERE’S HER EMAIL ADDRESS IF THE ONBLAST-GANG WOULD LIKE TO LET HER KNOW HOW WE FEEL ABOUT PROTECTING OUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.
Where is your favorite place to vacation?
Wisconsin Dells
What is the best advice ever given to you?
The only way to fail is to never try.
What is something you have always wanted to learn?
I’ve always wanted to learn magic =) I think it is so neat.
I wish i could sing like…
Christina Aguilera
What is your worst fear?
Heights.
What are your interests and hobbies?
I’m really into photography and traveling. I love my girl time, shopping, chick flicks (actually, any movie), eating And of course, my precious sleep.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Chomping! It’s so distracting and obnoxious.
hydeD-These sluts need to be put ON BLAST. As if Miami wasn’t a whore filled town as is, we don’t need the Dolphins girls running around making it worse. I thought there was some sort of conduct code sports teams placed on there players and dancers? I might sound jaded and to honest I am, one of these little sluts hooked up with my Husband back in January. I found these pictures on our home computer, I hate hate hate hate all of them!! Good thing I’m only 23 and have a brain, we’re getting a divorce now and I’m ready for some Dolphin players d*ck, two can play at this game.
OVER IT
OVER IT-UUUUHHH WHAT DID YOU SAY? I STOPPED READING YOUR EMAIL AND WENT BACK TO LOOKING AT THE PICTURES.
hydeD-Please tell me this doesn’t do it for you!!!!! Hooker face here slept with my douche bag ex boyfriend behind Sharkeez in Huntington Beach. I want to put her fat a*s on blast!!!!!!!!!! God she’s so fing gross, how could anyone be attracted to this pile of slut.
Andrea MY REAL F*CKING NAME!
ANDREA-AT LEAST YOUR GUM TO TEETH RATIO ISN’T 50-50. BTW, HAVING SEX BEHIND SHARKEEZ IN HUNTINGTON BEACH IS THE DRUG EQUIVALENT OF SMOKING METH IN TRAILER WITH YOUR PARENTS.
And of course, my precious sleep.
