INDIANA TRAIN-WRECK

hydeD-There aren’t many guarantee’s in life but I’ll share with you a few 1. Purdue is not going to win the National Championship in football this year 2. I’m 22 and my penis has stopped growing 3. Arika here will give you a  mixed cocktail of HPV and fire pee if you have sex with her 4. Crazy girls are way better in bed.  I’d just like to thank whoever molested Arika as a young teen, she’s a real sexual train wreck.

John

JOHN-5. FAKE HAIR, FAKE TANS AND FAKE RACKS MAKE EVERY GIRL LOOK AT LEAST 53% BETTER, TROPHY WIVES DON’T COME IN BRUNETTE.

HYDE-D