COMPANYS
Oct
23rd
I’VE BEEN RECEIVING EMAIL AFTER EMAIL ABOUT THIS PILE OF CRAP CLOTHING COMPANY UNLOCAL. ONCE AGAIN THEY’VE BEEN TAKING MONEY FOR ORDERS AND SENDING OUT NOTHING IN RETURN, ONBLAST-GANG I NEED YOU TO FACEBOOK THE SH*T OUT OF THIS GUY AND TELL HIM WHAT WE DO TO SCUMMY DOUCHE BAGS.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=770560122&v=wall
AND YES THEY DID MANAGE TO GET THE LEAD SINGER OF PAPA ROACH TO WEAR ONE OF THEIR HOODIES BUT I’M ASSUMING HE PAID FOR TWO AND ONLY RECEIVED ONE. CHECKS IN THE MAIL RIGHT, JEFF?????
HYDE-D
Oct
22nd
HydeD-Have you been to a Rockstar Energy Drink event lately? Holy cow the chicks keep getting hotter and hotter. Well the blonde’s get hotter, they always throw in a haggard brunette…………:(
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH……………..WAIT ONE HOT GIRL SURROUNDED BY FAT MAN FACED CHICKS WITH PLAX RACKS DOESN’T CONSTITUTE A GOOD SHOWING OKAY. GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT BABY!
HYDE-D
Oct
20th
HydeD-No joke this is a costume that you could buy on Amazon.com. How in the f*ck could they let something this awful fly on site that big. I hope to hell that someone over at Amazon get’s their head out of their a*s and pulls this off the web.
I CHECKED IT OUT, IT WAS CALLED THE PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER COSTUME AND AMAZON DID END UP PULLING IT. THERE’S NO CREATIVITY IN RACISIM, IT’S ALL SUCH LOW BROW HUMOR I DON’T GET IT.
HYDE-D
Oct
19th
I STILL GETTING COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS GUY JEFF (FAR LEFT) AND HIS PIECE OF SH*T COMPANY “UNLOCAL”. THEY TAKE MONEY FOR MERCH HE HASN’T PRODUCED YET AND YOU’RE LUCKY TO RECEIVE ANYTHING LET ALONE WHAT YOU’VE ORDERED!
HYDE-D
Aug
21st
HydeD- I want to warn everyone about www.unlocalclothing.comand it’s owner Jeff Henry. I know of about 10 people (personally) that wanted to support him here in Michigan so we placed orders and paid money for items that were never shipped to us. I’ve sent emails and made phone calls, none of which were ever returned and still I have nothing!!! This guy and his company are a total fraud, all they do is have fashion shows at bars and try and get you to help out the little guy, then f you over when it comes time to send your clothes. All I want is my money back and to warn others to NOT BUY anything from unlocal clothing!!!!
I DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND THAT OTHERS ARE MAD AT THE SAME THING, HERE’S A CONVO FROM HIS FACEBOOK:
DUDE YOU CAN’T RUN A BIZ LIKE THAT MAN, DON’T BE A F*CKING DOUCHE BAG PAY UP OR SHIP OUT ITMES. AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD BE SENDING EXTRA TO TRY AND SAVE FACE.
HYDE-D
Aug
19th
THE NFL APPAREL DEPARTMENT IS ONLY ABOUT 3 YEARS BEHIND IN COMING UP WITH THIS AF-FAG-TION STYLED SHIRT AND I’M SURE IT WILL HONESTLY BE A GOOD SELLER FOR THEM. I DON’T EVER UNDERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT OF BACKWOODS DOUCHE BAGS WE HAVE RESIDING IN OUR COUNTRY. IF I CLOSE MY EYES AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH I CAN ALMOST SEE THE OVER WEIGHT MILLER LIGHT DRINKING FAN WITH HIS NEW COWBOYS SHIRT TUCKED INTO A STONE WASHED PAIR OF JEANS, WALKING HIS WAY UP TO THE NOSE BLEEDERS SCREAMING “HERE WE GO COWBOYS, HERE WE GO”. I MYSELF SEE THIS SHIRT AS MERELY A TOOL FOR CLEANING MY C*M OFF CHEST HEAVY BLOND’S BUT AS ALWAYS TO EACH HIS OWN.
HYDE-D
Aug
11th
AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING LIKE A BRUNO I HAVE TO SHARE MY DISAPPOINTMENT FOR THE WEBSITE HOTCHICKSEATINGTACOS.COM. I’M ALL FOR GIRLS EATING TACOS (THEN QUICKLY THROWING THEM UP) AND I LIKE HALF NAKED CHICKS BUT THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER IS TOO MUCH OF STRECH FOR EVEN ME. THE FACT THAT IT SEEMS LIKE MORE OF A TACO MAKE-OUT SESSION RATHER THAN ANY REAL CONSUMPTION ONLY ADDS TO MY TWO THUMBS DOWN RATING OF THE SITE. I THINK I’D RATHER SMACK MY BATTLESHIP AROUND TO RERUNS OF 90210 (THE VALERIE YEARS).
HYDE-D
Jun
11th
HydeD-Rumor is that you put this up, is it true?
Sarah
SARAH-THIS IS NOT TRUE, LAMAR ADVERTISING IS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO PURCHASE BILLBOARDS. PLUS MINE WOULD READ “THE MORE I HATE YOU, THE MORE YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME”.
HYDE-D
May
14th
This is one of those moments where I get to see how extreme the readership of DonChavez.com actually is. My friends at over at Baconsalt.com send me periodic emails letting me know what’s new in the world of bacon flavored products. Well yesterday, they happened to send over some information on the Granddaddy of all things bacon flavored besides bacon itself.
Bacon lube.
I know, I’ll wait for you to catch your breath. This fine establishment has developed a bacon flavored personal lubricant that will leave your hog tasting like fried hog. Imagine the pleasure you’ll experience as you are bumping uglies and the room fills with the aroma of fresh cooked bacon. Seriously though, what woman wouldn’t want to make this product part of their sex life?
GEORGE COSTANZA IS A GEINUS………….
HYDE-D
Apr
29th
hydeD-Did you see what happened to espn.com yesterday? Someone hacked into the site and posted pictures of unicorns all over it! It was like that for about an hour then one of their tech guys took care of it. I really wish I had taken some computer programing courses in college the pranks are endless. onblast-gang for life!
T-unit
T-UNIT-I DIDN’T SEE IT I WAS PROBABLY TOO BUST LOOKING AT BRAZZERS.COM OR FULLTILTPOKER.NET, BY THE WAY YOU’RE FAVORITE REALITY BLOG-STAR HYDE D MONTAGE IS PLAYING FOR 800,000.00 TOTAL PURSE ON MAY 10TH, IF I WIN WE’RE HAVING AN ONBLAST PARTY FREE BOOZE AND SLAP BRACELETS FOR EVERYONE.
HYDE-D
