I’M NOT SURE THE TEXAS OFFENSE CAN STAND UP TO THE LIKES OF THESE SOONERS FANS. USC HAS CHANCE TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY IF THE MIGHTY OKLAHOMA BUTT CRACKS CAN BEAT THE LONGHORNS DOWN TOMORROW.
HYDE-D
hydeD-Colt McCoy’s girl friend looks to be putting on some pounds, look at her pooch compared to these cheerleaders.
Sooners
SOONER-I SWEAR TO CHRIST THIS CHICK LOOKS DIFFERENT EVERY TIME I SEE HER, SHE’S THE MEGATRON OF THE TRANSFORMING GIRLS. I’M STAMPING HER NOT HOT AND FAT FROM NOW ON, I’M THINKING HER A JESSICA SIMPSON WILL BOTH BE JENNY CRAIG’ERS BY YEARS END. BTW, WHAT’S UP WITH THE DOWNS CHEERLEADERS, I THOUGHT TEXAS HAD HOT CHICKS?
HYDE-D
hydeD-I’d just like to give my school a shout out, girls here in Austin can drink ya’ll under the table, even guys!!! I sent you a picture of me and my friends drinking 10 cran-sprite vodkas in 10 minutes, I’d like to challenge any girls out there at any school to try and match us drink for drink!!! We don’t get all stupid and drama’d out either, we can handle our sh*t. Love you HydeD!
Chrissy
WHAT’S NEXT KOBAYASHI DOLLAR MENU EAT OFF AT MCDONALDS? BLACK DRESS NEEDS TO START RUNNING IN THE GYM INSTEAD GETTING TRAINS RUN ON HER IN BACK AT THE DORMS.
HYDE-D
hydeD-I’d like to nominate my girlfriend for best looking gamer in America! I got her addicted to World of War Craft about a year ago and now she’s a force to be reckoned with online. We go to the University of Texas at Austin (go long horns!!!!) her name is Summer Dawson, baby I love you! We’re both huge fans of the site, you need to put more girls down in Texas on blast we have a ton of retards running around.
TEX/MEX
TM-YOU NEED TO GET THOSE LEGS ON A TREADMILL INSTEAD OF BUSTED DOWN VIRTUAL BAD GUYS, I’M SEEIN’ SOME COTTAGE CHEESE STARTING TO FORM.
HYDE-D
