USC SONG GIRL’S NEW PREREQUISITE = THUNDER THIGHS

HydeD-Have you seen my snap shot from gameday, looks like your lovely Song Girls are fat now.  Your team sucks and your girls in L.A. are f*cking gross, the PAC 10 is ours now and we have hotter chicks BITCHES!!!

FIRST OFF I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY NOT LOS ANGELES, YOU KNOW THE PLACE WHERE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CHEERLEADERS IS FROM.  SECOND I DO LOVE USC AND OUR QB IS AN 18 YEAR OLD KID AND HE WILL WIN A NATIONAL TITLE AND A HEISMAN.  YOUR TEAM IS JUST TYRING TO KEEP IT’S BEST PLAYERS FROM GOING UP INTO THE STANDS TRYING TO FIGHT 150 POUND FRESHMAN AND PUNCHING OTHER PLAYERS WHEN THEIR NOT LOOKING.  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU’LL PROBABLY BLOW WINNING THE PAC-10 AND THIS IS THE SEASON THAT YOU’RE CHEERLEADERS WILL GET MORE TALK THEN YOUR SINGLE LOSS RECORD.

HYDE-D

OREGON CHEERLEADER ALMOST GETS KICKED OFF TEAM FOR PHOTO’S

THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON IS CONSIDERING KICKING THIS CHEERLEADER OFF THEIR SQUAD FOR THESE PICTURES THAT HAVE BEEN FLOATING AROUND THE NET.  GOD FORBID A 21 YEAROLD GIRL STUCK IN A STATE LIKE OREGON GETS ON A BOAT AND HAS A FEW COCKTAILS, RIGHT?  OREGON YOUR STATE SUCKS AS IT IS WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP GIRLS THAT WANT TO CUT LOOSE AND HAVE FUN OUT OF YOUR BORDERS?  IF I WHERE YOU I’D CALL JOE DBAG FRANCIS (FROM GIRLS GONE WILD) AND HAND YOUR ENTIRE STATE OVER TO HIM AND HIS AREOLA LOVING CAMERA CREW.

OH YEAH, SHE NEEDS A PLAX RACK!

HYDE-D

UNIVERSITY OF OREGON CHEERLEADERS ARE READY TO TAKE THE CROWN FROM USC SONG GIRLS

hydeD-I read what you posted about the USC Song girls yesterday and I have to agree that the school has tried to get away from those “party girls” that might bring unwanted attention to the school.  You also have to know that cheering isn’t easy, it takes years of practice and you have to be in killer shape.  I’m not going to give my name but I’m close to the University of Oregon cheer squad and let me tell you they are all classy, smart beautiful women and we’ve got it going on! LOL :)  USC eat your hearts out, we’re going to beat you guys on the field in 09 and look way better doing it.  Let the blogging begin, I’m sick of the Daddy’s girls getting all the attention.

Ducks

DUCKS-I DIDN’T REALIZE THE CRAB HAND CREW WAS REP’IN OREGON, THIS SH*T IS SPREADING FASTER THAN SWINE FLU.  I WOULDN’T GET ALL WORKED UP EITHER YOU HAVE ONE HOT CHICK ON YOUR “SQUAD”, MUCH LIKE YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM ONE GOOD PLAYER WONT WIN YOU A CHAMPIONSHIP.

HYDE-D