LOS ANGELES LINGERIE FOOTBALL PLAYER LOOKS LIKE A DUCK

HydeD-This is Laura Cavender from the Los Angeles Temptation and her boyfriend.  I think he’s a pretty hot guy I just don’t see why he’d want to be with a girl that has duck lips?  She looks so silly like that, I’m not sure why anyone thinks that looks attractive.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A BLOW JOB?  IT’S THE ONLY REASON ANY GIRL WOULD MAKE HER FACE LOOK LIKE THAT BUT IT LOOKS RETARDED (NO OFFENSE TO RETARDS).

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FACE TATTOO’S LOOK COOL ON LIL WAYNE NOT YOU!

FACE TATTOO’S AND CROP CIRCLE  HAND TATTOO’S ARE NOT COOL, I PROMISE.  CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE MEMO OUT TO THESE GUYS AND THEN LET THE PRODUCERS OF JON AND KATE PLUE EIGHT KNOW THAT I HATE THEIR GUTS.

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HOAGIE TOWN

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT ALL I CAN THINK OF IS FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS WHEN I LOOK AT THIS.  WORST SHIRT IN HISTORY.

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GAY CUTS

HydeD-wanna play a game of Marco Homo?  In clubs such as Red and ilounge this sort of haircut and shiny sparkle shirt is socially acceptable.  I’m seriously considering going lesbo since I’ve moved to SoCal, I’m left wondering where all the real men have gone?

WELL, ALL THE REAL MEN ARE HIDING BEHIND COMPUTERS NOT TELLING PEOPLE WHO THEY REALLY ARE AND WEARING NO SHIRT AT ALL WITH REALLY MESSY HAIR AND A BUNCH OF TATTOOS.  ARE THERE REALLY ANY GIRLS OUT THERE LIKE THIS LOOK, IF SO PLEASE EMAIL ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SLAP YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY GENITALS.

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COOL PARTY CAN I COME IN?

HydeD-Gracelisa is back at it, this time she’s partying with the big boys Venom Energy!!!!!!!  (who?) Yeah that’s what I said as well, anyway my favorite Michigan to Hollywood transplant seems to be living it up back in Chicago I just wonder what her friends think of the new Cali Plax Rack?!?!?!?!?!? 

Those cups look a little soft back in the day, I think she made a wise decision. 

CAN WE OFFICIALLY PUT AN END TO THE KISS LIPS POSE, I KNOW I KNOW I USE TO DO IT ALL THE TIME TOO BUT WE ALSO USE TO PEG OUR JEANS.  I REFUSE TO SPIDERMAN (THROW C*M AT) ANY GIRL THAT MAKES THIS FACE FROM THIS DAY ON!

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PORNO CHICKS ARE RETARDS

LOOKS LIKE PORN STAR PUMA SWEDE IS HAVING A HARD TIME, HERE’S WHAT SHE’S BEEN TWEETING ABOUT:

Well, now I’m home relaxing and gona make a cup of tea Hope everyone is having a great night! Kissesabout 8 hours ago from TwitterFon

Such a fun day! Played a flirtasious sexy girl! And I remembered all my lines! Only had one hahaaaa4:40 PM Aug 11th from TwitterFon

    

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DOES CRYING HELP YOUR GRADES IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE?  I’M SURE IT’S NOTHING A LITTLE A*S TO MOUTH CAN’T FIX, SILLY PORN STARS!

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CLOWN TOWN

JODI JODI JODI JODI JODI JODI JODI JODI JODI……………………………….MOVE TO LOS ANGELES, DATE A STUNT COORDINATOR AND DRESS LIKE A RETARD??????????????????????  YOU’RE MAKING THE CLASSIC MID-WEST TO L.A. MISTAKE.  YOU’RE NOT 22 AND DON’T HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DRESS LIKE DENNIS RODMAN.  I HATE ALL THESE 40 SOMETHINGS THAN RUN AROUND HOLLYWOOD WITH FACES FULL OF BLOW AND VAGINAS FULL OF HPV, THE ED HARDY HAT IS DEAD (FOR GOD SAKES LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY) AND BLINGED OUT WATCHES ARE ONLY COOL IN LIL WAYNE VIDEOS OR ON 30K MILLIONAIRE’S FOR JERESEY TRYING TO GREASE UP AT THE POOL IN VEGAS.

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I DIDN’T KNOW BUGS COULD GET AIDS

HydeD-This is Michelle Harvey a almost 40 year old living the Hollywood dream kind of………I think she’d be a great addition to the ONblast-famous family.  She’s always out trying to take down dudes for blow and loves to snack on upper 20 year old’s with a little swagger or change in their purse.  I’d give the chances of Aids or Hep C with this girl about 2 to 1 and ask any of you that might think about getting down with Michelle to please wrap it up, I know for a fact that she’s been with a couple dudes that use needles (and I’m not talking about that place on the way to Vegas).

SHE’S THE G*DDAMNN PREYING MANTIS AND MY FRIEND IS GIVING ME A 99% THAT HE’S SEEN HER WORKING FOR AN L.A. ESCORT SERVICE UNDER THE NAME NIKKI.

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MTV’S “IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM” ADAM AND HIS CHICK

HydeD-Not sure if you watch the show on MTV called Is She Really Going Out With Him but this is Adam the guy who said and I quote “every gangster needs a flat iron”.  Anyway is it just me of is his chick pictured with him not that hot?  I thought they were about the same caliber, kind of took away from the premise of the show for me.

YEAH I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU, I’VE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW BUT I GUESS THESE TWO TOGETHER DOESN’T REALLY SEEM OFF.  I FEEL LIKE SAM RONSON AND LINDSAY LOHAN WOULD MAKE FOR A BETTER IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM.

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HOW DID THE GAP GET SO FAT (NOFX TRIBUTE)

HydeD-This is Erin Sullivan a typical club rat in Hollywood that thinks she’s famous for doing a couple swimsuit calendars and having her picture on a few promo flyer’s :(.  My email isn’t to discuss her shallowness, no it’s only to bring up a blemish on what Erin considers to be the perfect body………Hyde D I give you PACMAN-A-GAP-ASAURUS.

Ted

TED-SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON BLOW INSTEAD OF AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE, BTW IS IT JUST ME OR DO HER FINGER NAILS LOOK LIKE DR. MARIO PILLS?????

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