GREAT PRANK PHONE CALL

I LOVE THIS SH*T!

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MRS. POTATO HEAD’S NEW HAIR

OUR DEAR FRIEND MRS. POTATO HEAD HAS CHANGED UP HER HAIR A LITTLE BIT, I’M GLAD TO SEE PHOENIX HAIR DYING TECHNICS HAVE MADE IT TO HAWAII.  I’M NOT A HUGE FAN OF THE PEPPE LE PEW WHITE ON BLACK, I SAY GO PLATINUM AND LET THAT PLAX RACK GET SOME AIR, LET’S FACE IT WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL SMILE.

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MONDAY’S WARDROBE

hydeD-We have the shirts ready to go what size are you buddy?  Cardinal Nation is taking over this Sunday and we’d love for you to be apart of it, who do you thinks going to win HydeD?  By the way my wife’s sister is pretty damn hot, she wants to know what you look like and promises to show you a good time wink wink.  Any chance you’d email her a photo?

Eric

ERIC-I HOPE YOU ORDERED YOUR CAFEPRESS.COM SHIRTS A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WEAR A LARGE AND I TOO HAVE JUMPED ON THE CARDINALS BANDWAGON.  I’D LOVE TO SEE KURT WARNER GO DOWN IN THE 3RD AND WATCH MATTY LEINART STEP IN TO LEAD A 4TH QUARTER COMEBACK!  I HAVE TO SEE YOUR WIFE’S SISTER BEFORE I START SENDING PHOTOS AROUND THE INTERNET, I DON’T WANT TO END UP ON SOME STUPID BLOG!

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WAKE N SPANK

DON’T GET ME WRONG I HATE HITMAN “FAG-GEAR” MORE THAN ANYTHING BUT THEY HAVE A MODEL NAMED BRITTANY HERRERA WHO IS WORTH TAKING A LOOK AT.

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SHOWER MUSIC

KINGS OF LEON-USE SOMEBODY

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DAUGHTRY IS GETTING THE CARDINALS CHEERLEADERS READY

hydeD-Chris Daughtry was hanging out here in Tampa and grew very fond of one of our girls.  Isn’t he married to some homely looking woman, anyway I think there might be a little love connection here.  I’ll send you a few more pictures after the game, I don’t want to get anyone in trouble.

THIS WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME “CD” GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE WITH THE LITTLE LADY BACK HOME.  BTW, HOMELY IS THE UNDERSTATMENT OF THE CENTURY:

I’D CALL IT 100% FORGETABLE ALTHOUGH CHRIS’S TOM HANKS FROM PHILADELPHIA LOOK IS A FAR CRY FROM BRAD PITT.

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ROCKSTAR’S WIFE IN MAKE UP, NO MAKE UP AND THE D BAG SHE SLEEPS WITH

TODAY I’M PUTTING DEATH PILOT’S PAUL ARES WIFE SERRA ON MAKE UP, NO MAKE UP.  EVEN THE CHILDREN OF DARKNESS LOOK LIKE CRAP WITHOUT THEIR WHITE FACE PAINT ON.

MAKE UP

NOT TOO BAD, I THINK I SEE SOME ACNE SCARS BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO?

NO MAKE UP

THAT IS JUST AWFUL!

AND THE DBAG SHE HAS SEX WITH

THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT

GUYS PLEASE CHECK THE GOODS BEFORE YOU COMMIT YOUR DING DONG TO THE VA JAY JAY PALACE, YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP SCRUBBING YOURSELF IN SCOLDING HOT WATER FOR HOURS AFTER A NIGHT OF MAKING SEX.

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NOW THAT’S THE WAY TO MAKE SOME COOKIES

hydeD-I actually have something good to say about Rachel the owner of Hunniebee Bakery (www.hunniebeebakery.com) not only is she the hottest Betty Crocker I’ve ever seen she also cool as sh*t.  She’s a total tomboy, down to earth and has a great sense of humor.  She’ll make you pretty much any custom dessert like this:

or a basic birthday cake.  I think her company’s gonna blow up and it couldn’t happen to a better person, I just hope you can take time out of your making fun of people day to give a shout out to a beautiful business woman.

Kyle

KYLE KYLE KYLE-YOUR GOOD FRIEND HYDE D MONTAGE WOULD LOVE TO GIVE PROPS WHERE THEY’RE DUE BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST HERE; THAT FACT THAT SHE’S MAKING COOKIES AND POSES IN A SEXUAL MANNER ADDS TO HER APPEAL.  SHE’S A PASS ME ON THE STREET 7.5 BUT ALL DONE UP AND SUCKING ON HER FINGERS DOES WAKE MY DING DONG UP A BIT.  I’M GOING TO ORDER A CAKE FOR MY OFFICE AND WE’LL LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW THE FOOD STACKS UP.  

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ERIN ANDREWS FALLS OUT OF MY TOP 100

hydeD-I have spilt these photos up into two different emails okay, open the file named guess that a*s first and please take a guess at who the owner is of this big flat long back butt might be, WARNING it may break your heart as it did mine.  I thought it was another angle of the new plump Jessica Simpson but it seems over eating and lack of time for the gym has hit our favorite ESPN sideline reporter

I just can’t figure out how she looks so good from the front and so “Mom-like” from the back, I think she might be a transformer!!!

Larry 

LARRY-YOU’RE A REAL PIECE OF CRAP YOU KNOW THAT, YOU JUST FORCED ME TO TOTALLY REARRANGE MY TOP 100 DOUCHE BAG.  ERIN IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE GET ON THE STAIR MASTER, I’M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!  

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WAKE N SPANK

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION THIS IS THE WORLDS HOTTEST PORNSTAR, TEAGAN PRESLEY MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO READ.

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