HydeD- Your boy Mike Shanahan has been fired as Denver Broncos coach after the team lost a three-game lead with three games to go in the AFC West.
Shanahan, 56, coached the Broncos since 1995, the second-longest tenure for a coach with one NFL team behind Tennessee’s Jeff Fisher. He coached the Broncos to consecutive Super Bowl victories in 1998 and 1999 and compiled a record of 146-89 with the team.
This season, the Broncos had an 8-5 record but lost their final three, including a 52-21 defeat Sunday night in San Diego that gave the Chargers the division title.
He also was dismissed as director of football operations.
hydeD-I know you moved to Colorado from California and I feel really badly for you, here is our version of a Playboy Party. God I wish I were kidding but this was an actual Playboy Party that I attended, please kill me
hydeD-I bleed yellow and green man, I loved going to school at Oregon and there’s nothing more I hate than OSU, but my buddy Gavin (OSU grad) sent me a picture this week of one of our girls that has like 5 fat rolls in her stomach, WTF!!!!!!! I have skinnier girls working in my office (okay I work at Bed Bath and Beyond) but still can’t we put a weight limit on these cows!
ducks
DUCKS-I AGREE CHEERLEADERS SHOULD BE UNDER A BUCK-O-FIVE AT ALL TIMES, NOW LADIES DON’T SEND ME HATE MAIL ALL DAY, THESE GIRLS SHOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME. YOU CAN’T BE IN PORN AND HAVE A 3 INCH DING DONG LIKE MYSELF.
hydeD-I’m sure you’ve heard by now about the Raiders fan that was “unfairly” ejected from Sunday’s Bucs game and to tell you the truth I could careless about some douche that I’m sure was blacked out causing a scene. The real story here is a simple Hit it or Quit to you HydeD, this blond has some nice lookin’ hooters, would you?
Farve Man
FARVE MAN-I COULD HAVE LOOKED PAST THE LONG JOHN SILVERS HAT ( I GET THAT SHE HAS TO WEAR IT FOR WORK), I CAN’T HOWEVER LOOK PAST FAT, I’M GIVING THIS A DENVER BRONCOS IN-COM-PLETE.
hydeD- TMZ is reporting that invalid quarterback Tom Brady, who dumped his hot pregnant actress girlfriend for less pregnant supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is now affianced to said supermodel, thereby taking his golden ass off the market. The otherwise useless former athlete allegedly proposed to the genetic freak onboard a private jet, in front of her parents, on Christmas Eve. She also allegedly said yes, despite the fact that he is damaged goods—his withered husk of a knee rendering him incapable of stealing American hearts with crisp short-yardage passes to Randy Moss, late-game heroics reminiscent of a young Alexander The Great, or amassing many billions of dollars in endorsement deals with his rakish good looks and Midwestern farm boy charms. With his Super Bowl prospects, earning potential, and actress-ravishing abilities at an all-time nadir—and her well-regarded ability to sexually hypnotize any man in the world—his bride-to-be has successfully transacted what is known in the financial world as “buying the cow when the milk rotten.”
It must be love.
I DON’T GET IT, SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE AND HE’S ALMOST AS GOOD LOOKING AS I AM. I’D RATHER HER THE SKELETON THAT USE TO BE JENNA JAMESON.
