I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THE “BABYSITTER” (THE HOT GIRL YOUR MOM HAD WATCH YOU WHEN YOU WERE 12, THE GIRL YOU PUT YOUR DADS COLOGNE ON FOR, THE REASON I STOPPED WEARING BATMAN UNDERWEAR) IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD FILLED OF 6.0 GIRLS AND GUYS THAT LIE ABOUT THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS. FOR THE RETARDS OUT THERE SHE’S THE BLOND ON THE LEFT, NOT SKELETOR IN THE TUXEDO PARTY DRESS.
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SUCKING YOUR BUDDY’S COCK, VERY FUNNY
NICE MUSCLE POSE BRO, LOOKING GOOD CHICKS ARE TOTALLY GOING TO DIGG THIS ONE.
PLAYING WITH YOURSELF IN THE BATHTUB, NICE!!!
23 DOLLARS IN A RUBBER BAND, YOU’RE BALLIN!!
SHIRTLESS DRIP PICTURE, I LIKE YOUR AUTISTIC I MEAN ARTISTIC SIDE
CROTCH ROCKET, A DOUCHE BAG MUST HAVE
AS NEWS BROKE OF JENNA JAMESON’S RECENT PREGNANCY BY TITO ORTIZ, I’M LEFT THINKING ABOUT THE REPERCUSSION OF BEING BORN INTO A WORLD WHERE YOUR MOTHER HAS HAD THE HOLY BEJESUS FUCKED OUT OF HER BY 1000′S OF CREEPY ASS DUDES. I WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS ONCE WHEN I WAS 5 AND I’M STILL SCARED BY THE THOUGHT OF MY DAD’S SWEATY BODY PUMPING AWAY ON MY POOR MOTHER. IF ANY OF YOU HAVE A MAMA MONTAGE SEX VIDEO OUT THERE, KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES. NOW BEING THE GUY I AM, I ASK A QUESTION TO YOU; WHICH ONE OF THESE VIDEO VIXENS WOULD YOU PREFER TO HAVE BEEN BORN TOO?
I’M THINKING PAM ANDERSON’S 70 YEAR OLD ASS, SHE SHOULD BE DEAD BY THE TIME YOU REACH HIGH SCHOOL.
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT WEEKEND, NOW LOOK AT SOME GREAT BOOBS!!! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK JAY FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA FOR THE PICTURES, YOU COULD GO UP A CUP OR TWO, JUST SAYIN.
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NOTHING HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPED THIS IS ACUTALLY HER, GET READY 
hyde-d-The blond in the black top seems to be your type; stupid, used and huge fake tits. What do you think?
HER TITS LOOK LIKE PAC MAN’S MOUTH, I CAN’T BE SEEN WITH A PAC MAN GAP, TELL HER TO RETURN THOSE PUPPIES.
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IT SEEMS TIKI BARBER MAY NOT EVER GET IT RIGHT, HE’S MOUTH HAS GOTTEN HIM IN HOT WATER AGAIN, THIS TIME THE VICTIM MSNBC’S JENNA WOLFE. WOLFE AND BARBER HAVE BEEN COVERING THE OLYMPICS FOR MSNBC, IN A PREVIOUS INTERVIEW WOLFE TOOK A STAB AT BARBER, (ON THE AIR) CLAIMING SHE WAS WEARING TIKI’S SUPERBOWL RING. APPARENTLY THAT DIDN’T GO OVER WELL WITH THE EX-GIANTS RUNNING BACK. LISTEN CAREFULLY AT 29 SECONDS, BARBER SAYS TO WOLFE, “YOU’RE A TOTAL MEDAL CUNT”. I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS, TIKI BARBER IS THE BEST ON-AIR CORRESPONDENT I’VE EVER WITNESSED. I’M THINKING A NEWS SHOW STARRING JESSIE JACKSON AND TIKI BARBER, WE’LL CALL IT “I’LL CUT YOUR NUTS OFF CUNT”.
PEOPLE CAN GIVE ME SHIT ALL THEY WANT, BUT THIS SINGLE PICTURE HAS PROVEN WHY REAL BOOBS MAKE ME WANT TO TURN GAY. HER TITS LOOK LIKE FUCKING COLD CUTS, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STAB MY EYES OUT, PLEASE!!!!
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