hydeD-I ran into Jenna Jameson at the Santa Ana airport, she looked pretty good, took some pictures with us and then just as we were saying goodbye she threw up the CHC. I almost sh*t my pants, why does everyone do that?
tito dorkiz
TITO-THIS WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING, JJ IS SHOWING YOU HOW BIG HER PRIVATE IS :(.
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hydeD-Rick Brewer CSU football player and a part of the ever growing CRAB HAND CREW. The guy is pretty nasty on the football field, I might have to join CHC!
demone
DEMONE-DON’T EVER SEND ME A PICTURE OF GUY BITING HIS LIP AGAIN AND YES THE CHC IS STRONG.
HYDE-D
FIRST OFF, I HAVE TO ADMIT TO WATCHING THE SHOW, 2ND THE BLOND POOR MAN’S ANNA NICOLE IS THE DUMBEST CHICK IN THE COUNTRY, HANDS DOWN NO CONTEST, THE DUMBEST! ON THE SHOW HER BOYFRIEND IS ONLY REFERRED TO AS “BIG PAPA” AND IS NEVER SEEN ON CAMERA. PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO SPELL CAT “K-A-T” ON LAST NIGHTS EPISODE. ANYWAY I JUST THOUGHT THE DOUCHE BAG SHOULD BE PUT ON BLAST, HE’S ACTUALLY MARRIED REAL ESTATE BROKER LEE NAJJAR, DAMN PERSIANS.
HYDE-D
ALTITUDE T.V. HAS REALLY OUTDONE ITSELF, CAN I GET AN ASS SHOT OF A BLOND NEXT TIME?
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HydeD-Pi Phi was once a sorority power house of hot chicks at my school, upon facebook stalking last night I found some behind closed doors pictures for their initiation and I puked all over my keyboard. I know the economy is bad but I feel like their stalking up weight over there as if the house is going to crash on a snowy mountain and they’ll be forced to feed on each other.
Not A Happy Man
NAHM-I’M HUNGRY FOR PEEPS!
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LOAD UP MY INBOX, I’M OFF TO NORWAY FOR A FEW DAYS!
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HydeD-Which one are taking home buddy, your girl or Paris in those stockings?
HYDE-D TAKES HEIDI FOREVER, AWWWWWW (MY HEART IS POUNDING AND).
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hydeD-Happy Halloween from Arizona baby, this is how we roll! Too bad you can’t have this in Colorado, ASU what!
Sun D
SUN-D-THE PRIATE AND THE ANGEL ARE THE ONLY TWO WORTH TALKING ABOUT, IF I SEE ANY MORE SAGGY REAL BOOBS FROM THIS HALLOWEEN I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. COLORADO WHAT!!, JK THAT’S GAY.
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HydeD-I’m going to be totally honest I jacked this picture from Austin’s facebook. I think he’s a good guy, he just surrounds himself with little sluts like this, I guess all the football players do here at Mesa. It sucks for normal girls like myself.
T.A.
TA-THE CHICK IS LIKE 19 AND HER THIGHS ARE ALREADY HUGE, GIVE HER 3 YEARS SHE’LL BE FAT AND REALLY SUCK’N D FOR LOVE. JUST GET GOOD GRADES AND A NICE BOOB JOB.
HYDE-D
I’M GOING TO QUOTE NEW INTERM PRESIDENT TONY FRANK: “As a lifelong Cubs fan, I know all too well that success is never guaranteed. But character, collaboration, and a commitment to academic excellence will take us a long way. I am honored to serve you and this institution, and I look forward to working closely with you in the months ahead.”
Tony Frank
Interim President
CUBS FAN?!?!?!?!??!?! LINK TO THE REST OF THE ARTICLE www.president.colostate.edu/index.aspx.
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