HydeD-This is Jackie Collins originally from Boulder CO now an LA transplant but always a b*tch. This photo pretty much sums up how much pretentious this pile of crap is, so I’d like the whole On Blast community to email her and tell her what you think of her .
I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR THIS CHICKS EMAIL INBOX RIGHT NOW, GET HER ONBLAST-GANG!
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NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, I TOLD YOU PLAX RACKS ARE ENDEARING.
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HydeD-Is it okay to break-up with my girlfriend of 8 months because her boobs creep me out? We both moved to Southern California about 2 months ago and the girls back home don’t look like they do out here. Now my girl is trying to wear dresses that are popular here but her breast go in two different directions. I think her face is beautiful, the body is just not working for me anymore. I don’t want to look like an a-hole ya know but it’s embarrassing when we go out.
SHE’S FAT AND HER BOOBS MAKE A PEACE SIGN, SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE HAD YOU THIS LONG.
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THIS IS JUST A FRIENDLY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIEND HYDE D MONTAGE:
LADIES AND GAY DUDES, IF YOU’RE GOING TO USE THE TANNING BEDS AND NOT SPRAY TAN (LIKE AN IDIOT) PUT YOUR FUDGE’N ARMS UP HALFWAY THROUGH THE SESSION OR BE PUT ON BLAST FOR DISCOLORED ARMPITS.
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HydeD-Melanie aka Smell-anie has the best plax rack I’ve ever seen but I’ve heard from a few guys around Dallas that her basement has a foul odor if you catch my drift. Thankfully this photo isn’t scratch and sniff and omitting what I’ve just told you would you hit it or quit it?
I’M GOING TO GIVE HER A THUMBS UP ON THE PLAX RACK, FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT RIGHT BUT I’D STILL QUIT IT. LOOK UNDER HER EYES, SHE’S PROBABLY 28 OR SO AKA WAY TOO OLD AND SHE HAS THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ HAIR THING GOING ON, WHICH I FIND REPLUSIVE.
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HydeD-This Chude thought “it” could pull off the implants will make you think I’m a girl routine. I have to give him props for kickin it with the mega hot blond but still look at “it’s” hands……………..and I’m pretty sure I see an adams apple.
MEGA HOT CHICK IS JUST TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR HERE; I DON’T GET WHY SHE BROUGHT OUT THE 1998 PROM DRESS TO A CLUB? AS FOR CHUDE I’M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT METH WILL FUDGE UP YOUR LIFE.
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IN PREPERATION FOR THE SLUT OLYMPICS GIRLS IN ORANGE COUNTY DRESS TO IMPRESS. YOU THINK LA’S BAD, DUDE THEY’VE GOT SH*T ON THE HOOKERS WE HAVE WALKING AROUND DOWN HERE. THE MYSPACE CONDUIT THAT EVOLVED ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO HAS LEFT PLATINUM BLONDES DUKING IT OUT FOR LOCAL CELEBRITY STATUS AND BY CELEBRITY I MEAN BAR WHORE. UNLIKE LA THE GIRLS HERE ARE JUST AS STUPID BUT NOT AS DIALED IN TO THE “SCENE” AKA YOU CAN ACTUALLY MAKE SEX ON THEM. ALL THATS NEEDED IS AN ARM FULL OF TATTOO’S AND SPIKEY HAIR, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET AN APARTMENT MOST OF THESE GIRLS STILL LIVE AT HOME.
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HydeD-I’m a self proclaimed moron and that being said I went to a gay parade over the weekend thinking I’d see Jenna Jameson type lesbians making out and showing off their boobs, this is what I got instead……….FML!
I DIDN’T KNOW RUSH LIMBAUGH WAS A LESBIAN? BTW NO SHORTAGE OF BROWN SANDALS AND GIANT WHITE CLAVES?
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GREAT NOW KIDS HAVE TO SPANK AWAY WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES NOW, BTW I’M BUYING THE GAME!
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HydeD-I saw this story on BC that it was pretty amusing:
Ms. Altschuler made her viral debut last week as her boyfriend became a millionaire and her chest became an Internet sensation.
Today we learned some new info on Wayne Ellington’s 19-year-old Drexel student girlfriend.
You can hire Amanda. To model. Things. Across that chest.
Upon first look we didn’t even think this Amanda seen here is the same Amanda as you’ll see after the jump. But it all adds up.
Little else was known of this chick but we’ve been busy digging and came up with a modeling profile she put online.
And there were some really important details for those who compile WAG rankings and care about shoe size.
Bust: 34 (and from the look of things…. growing)
Shoe: 8
Waist: 4
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5-4
Adjust your rankings accordingly.
SHE’LL BE DRIBBLING THOSE HOAGIES OFF HER KNEES IN 5 YEARS, GOSH REAL BOOBS ARE GROSS AND CREEPY.
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